you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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