everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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