A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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