loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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