I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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