the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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