I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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