Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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