will power is for people who don't want to get laid
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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