That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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