how hairy? two words: wookie tits
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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