Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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