i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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