i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Your cock deserves a montage
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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