the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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