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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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