carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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