in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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