weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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