i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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