break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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