just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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