You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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