I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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