I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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