Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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