Kiss
Puke
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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