i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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