YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
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I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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