Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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