Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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