I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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