Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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