My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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