actually, I'm a sock model
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
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He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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