This is not my ceiling
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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