Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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