Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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