I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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