so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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