epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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