She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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