Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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