She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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