she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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