A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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