She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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