Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I need you to use more vowels.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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