It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
birth control should be required to get into college
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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