Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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